PATRICK MARMION reviews The Ocean At The End Of The Lane 

The Ocean At The End Of The Lane (Dorfman, National Theatre, London) Rating: Verdict: Doctor Who meets Stranger Things Three Sisters (Lyttelton, NT) Rating: Verdict: Chekhov fascinatingly reborn in Nigeria Two impressive new shows that launched at the National Theatre this week make the most of the company’s enormous resources. One is a fabulously sinister … Read more

CHRISTOPHER STEVENS: Fizzing with festivity, Gregg looked in danger of going pop

Inside The Christmas Factory Rating: Gino’s Italian Express Rating: Never mind ‘Ho-ho-ho’. Inside The Christmas Factory (BBC2) rang with Gregg Wallace’s manic ‘Ah-ha-ha-ha! Hah hah hah!’ That bizarre hybrid of Alan Partridge’s ‘A-ha!’ and Sid James’s dirty chuckle is unnerving at the best of times but Gregg was so high on festive cheer that he … Read more

BRIAN VINER reviews Jumanji: The Next Level 

Jumanji: The Next Level (12A) Rating: Verdict: Winning formula The Bishop’s Wife (U) Rating: Verdict: A Christmas classic Two years ago this month a couple of films came out that wildly surpassed commercial expectations. One was The Greatest Showman, which confounded lacklustre reviews (including mine) to become a spectacular hit.  The other was Jumanji: Welcome To … Read more

Donald Trump considers skipping 2020 general election debates

Donald Trump considers skipping 2020 general election debates ‘because he doesn’t trust the commission that runs them’ Donald Trump has been speaking to his advisers about whether or not he should participate in the 2020 general election debates, sources say Trump has told his advisers he doesn’t trust the Commission on Presidential Debates and is … Read more

Boris Johnson’s poll guru is serenaded at Tory HQ after shock exit poll result is announced 

Boris Johnson’s poll guru is serenaded at Tory HQ after shock exit poll result is announced Isaac Levido hailed for helping to deliver PM Boris Johnson’s election triumph Staff at Westminster Tory HQ chanted ‘Oh, Isaac Levido’ when exit poll published Mr Levido is a close confidant of the electoral strategist Lynton Crosby By Jack … Read more

Kangaroo with ‘bad attitude’ runs riot in Leyburn, Queensland attacking people and ruining gardens

Towering kangaroo with a ‘bad attitude’ runs riot in country town – mauling three people, destroying gardens and going on rampages The kangaroo towered about 6ft and was described as having a ‘bad attitude’  Margherita Caruana beautiful garden was destroyed by the kangaroo  Terrifying beast also attacked three people across town and has been located  By … Read more

Lily Allen launches a Twitter tirade after Boris Johnson’s victory

Lily Allen launches a Twitter tirade after Boris Johnson’s victory and accuses the public voting for ‘kids to die with no healthcare and less brown people’ The singer is a staunch Corbynista and has been batting for Labour this election  She said the that ‘unchecked bespoke propaganda’ had undermined election  Came after she ‘cried’ after … Read more

Conservatives win Workington: Boris Johnson’s party storms home in totemic constituency

Conservatives win Workington: Boris Johnson’s party storms home in totemic constituency with a 9.7 per cent swing away from Labour By Danyal Hussain For Mailonline Published: 01:28 GMT, 13 December 2019 | Updated: 01:42 GMT, 13 December 2019 The Conservatives have taken the Workington seat from a Labour in a huge swing.  Mark Jenkinson romped … Read more

HENRY DEEDES watches Labour’s dream die at exit poll result

Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell was a whiter shade of pale. Or at the very least grey. Ashen. I believe the la-di-da folk at posh paint firm Farrow and Ball term such a deathly pallor ‘Elephant Breath’. When the exit polls were announced shortly after 10pm, McDonnell was the one who’d drawn the short straw to … Read more

Countdown’s Rachel Riley leads sigh of relief from Jewish community as Jeremy Corbyn set for defeat

Countdown’s Rachel Riley leads sigh of relief from Jewish community as Jeremy Corbyn is predicted to suffer crushing election defeat Countdown’s Rachel Riley joined Jewish community to share relief about the poll She tweeted ‘love you Britain’ last night and Jewish Chronicle editor agreed Stephen Pollard said the relief and gratitude for the community is … Read more

Katherine Ryan reveals secret civil partnership to childhood sweetheart Bobby Kootstra in Denmark

She revealed earlier this year on the chatshow that she had rekindled her romance with her childhood sweetheart. And Katherine Ryan reveals her secret civil partnership to her teenage love Bobby Kootstra, which took place in Denmark in September, on Saturday’s episode of The Jonathan Ross Show. The comedian, 36, jokes that it ended up being a ‘tumultuous event’ as … Read more