No lightbulb moment here! Man shares his hilarious ideas for inventions NO ONE has asked for – including sponge glasses to soak up TEARS
- Matt Benedetto, from Vermont, is the man behind Unnecessary Inventions
- Designer creates items nobody had a need for and creates hilarious adverts
- Latest inventions include sponge glasses that mop your tears and Sleep Snorkel
The world is full of good inventions… but these aren’t them.
Matt Benedetto, from Burlington, Vermont, has turned his talents to coming up with ridiculous objects that no one wants – or would ever use.
He describes the tools as solutions for ‘problems that don’t exist’ and things nobody needs.
His latest batch of creation, shared on Bored Panda, includes a giant Airpod, and glasses made of sponge that absorb your tears.
He has also created a soup spoon with holes and a sleep snorkel to help you sleep through your pillow.
Matt Benedatto, from Vermont, loves to design useless objects under the pseudonym Unnecessary Inventions. Pictured: The Sobbing Spectacles, sponge glasses made to instantly mop your tears away
Eggnog lovers will love this one. The NogScarf allows you to carry a stash of eggnog with you anywhere you go
The Sleep Snorkel allows you to sleep with a pillow on your head without suffocating yourself, and
This spoon, called the SpoonStrainer helps those who want a big scoop of pasta sauce, but enjoy stains on their tee-shirts
For those who hate using their own hands to shield their eyes from the sun, Matt invented the Helping Hand Visor
This giant Airpod – who does work – is perfect for people who want to combine the worst of wireless headphones and speakers
The Swipe-n-Like 4000 allows you to like several Instagram pictures in an instant if you want to go through your feed without actually looking at pictures
Catering to those who lose their Airpods every time they put them on, this box contains an array of pods
This handy Family Feud Fender will shield you from the inevitable drama at this year’s family reunion
The Zucker-Rug promises to record all the data from your bathroom habitds and to report it to Facebook
The Road Rage Restrictor will keep you from gesturing at other drivers in a fit of annoyance (pictured)
For those who like to pop wrapping paper on the go, let this handy belt save you the trouble of using your actual hands
The cellphone C****** Catcher is perfect for those who have a history with dropping their phones in the toilet
A little nod at a viral meme of the year, the OK Chia Boomer grows plants with a prosperity never witnessed since the 1980’s