What $2million buys you in Sydney: Woman mocks Rozelle house for terrible interior

What $2million buys you in Sydney: Nurse mocks house with a mud-stained bath and tiny kitchen in the harbour city for its exorbitant price

  • A Sydneysider has spoofed the city’s sky-high house prices in a viral video
  • Pediatric nurse Lucy Tisch compared home’s price tag with its rundown decor
  • Filmed herself sampling home’s litter-strewn back garden and its tiny kitchen
  • Clip stunned Aussies who couldn’t believe modest property could cost so much 

A Sydneysider has mocked the city’s astronomical house prices by trying to convince herself a dilapidated inner-city bungalow was worth its $2million price tag.

Pediatric nurse Lucy Tisch on Monday shared a video to TikTok of her touring the run-down home in Rozelle in Sydney’s inner-west.

Set to the sound of the famous ‘King in the Castle’ quote from the movie Borat, Ms Tisch filmed herself next to the home’s litter-strewn back garden, tiny kitchen and mud-stained bathtub.

Sydneysider Lucy Tisch has hilariously spoofed the city’s property values in a viral video comparing the home’s squalid decor with its lofty $1million price tag

‘Me convincing myself this Sydney house is worth the $2million price tag,’ she captioned the video.

The clip stunned Australians who couldn’t believe the modest property could cost so much.

‘It looks like it’s about to fall apart,’ one person wrote.

‘My shed is better than that I paid nearly a quarter of that,’ another said. 

‘In Cairns you can build a mansion for $1million and have a few acres,’ one commenter said.

The median house price in Rozelle is $1,685,000 – more than double the Sydney average of $712,000.

The nurse filmed herself sampling the home's litter-strewn back garden, tiny kitchen and mud-stained bathtub

The clip stunned Australians who couldn't believe the modest property could cost so much

The nurse filmed herself sampling the home’s litter-strewn back garden, tiny kitchen and mud-stained bathtub

The vlogger set the video to the sound of the famous 'King in the Castle' quote from the movie Borat

The vlogger set the video to the sound of the famous ‘King in the Castle’ quote from the movie Borat

Ms Tisch said she herself hadn’t spent the seven-figure sum on the ramshackle property.

‘I’m a paeds nurse, I gotta ask to take a toilet break – I am far from making bank,’ she responded to someone who suggested she posted the video to boast about how much money she had.

The parody clip has been shared more than 27,000 times on the viral video platform.